I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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