It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
