Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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