literally had 100 drinks last night.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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