just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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