I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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