Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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