My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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