I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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