he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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