Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Randomize
