Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
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