so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
40s are totally the cure
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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