Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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