you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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