so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I looked at my own cervix.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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