I smell stomach acid.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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