Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
