I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Damn victory sex feels great
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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