Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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