i don't like sucking hair
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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