I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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