He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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