Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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