What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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