they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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