Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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