how can u be prego again
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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