I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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