He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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