It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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