what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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