i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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