hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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