He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
