Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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