If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Can I color on your dick again?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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