He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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