is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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