so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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