I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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