Grow some girl-balls and come out already
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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