Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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