I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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