If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Randomize
