he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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