he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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