Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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