How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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