i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
