Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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