you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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