There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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