she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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