so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Two words: nipple clamps
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