I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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