i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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