People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize