yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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