A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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