I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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